How to Be a Prostitute and Not Get Fucked
PDF book by Miss Charla Hathaway
May 2025
How to Be a Prostitute and Not Get Fucked relates Charla’s story of becoming a sex worker at 50, vulnerable stories of her beloved clients, and some of her own sexy shenanigans as a pioneering Erotic Muse of 20 years. Who seeks sex professionals? How do you teach intimacy? A natural storyteller, Dr. Charla confesses her own mistakes and triumphs:
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- A 68-year-old virgin travels across country to attend her erotic massage class, “I’ve never touched a vulva before.”
- A woman ponders over her choices during a Bossy Massage, “What DO I want?”
- At a bachelorette party, Charla pulls out her ‘Invisible Rope’ and shows the women what to do with a man’s too busy hands.
- Her beloved Uncle Ben starts dressing ‘like a lady’ at age 85, “I didn’t expect to live this long—Now, I’m going to be me.”
Praise for How to Be a Prostitute and Not Get Fucked:
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- “What an incredibly unique, under-heard set of stories—powerfully & bravely told by Charla. It’s like no book I’ve ever read.” Dr. Betty Martin, Wheel of Consent
- “Charla clearly presents what intimacy coaching is about—sharing various techniques and games she uses with clients. Her big-hearted lessons are so much more than sex.” Annie Sprinkle, Erotic Educator
- “I loved all the stories of all the people, who they were and how Charla coached them! And then her own adventures! She brilliantly changes the meaning of erotic storytelling, throwing in tidbits of sex info everyone can use.” Michael Castleman, Sizzling Sex for Life
Please fill out this form to send an email requesting a copy of Charla’s new PDF book, How to Be a Prostitute and Not Get Fucked and make a payment of $12 on either Venmo or Paypal below. Please make sure your name on the form matches the name in the payment. When Charla receives payment she will mail you the pdf book–a 90 page, 2 hour, romp into the senses.