How to Be a Prostitute and Not Get Fucked
by Miss Charla Hathaway
May 2025
How to Be a Prostitute and Not Get Fucked relates Charla’s story of becoming a sex worker at 50, and shares vulnerable stories of clients inspired by her pioneering 20-year career as Erotic Muse/ Healer. Who seeks sex professionals? What are sessions like? How do you teach intimacy? A natural storyteller, meet Dr. Charla’s clients:
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- A 68-year-old virgin travels across country to attend her erotic massage class, “I’ve never touched a vulva before.”
- A woman ponders over her choices during a Bossy Massage, “What DO I want?”
- At a bachelorette party, Charla pulls out her ‘Invisible Rope’ and shows the women how to tame a man’s busy hand.
- Her beloved Uncle Ben starts dressing ‘like a lady’ at age 85, “I didn’t expect to live this long—Now, I’m going to be me.”
Praise for How to Be a Prostitute and Not Get Fucked:
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- “What an incredibly unique, under-heard set of stories—powerfully & bravely told by Charla. It’s like no book I’ve ever read.” Dr. Betty Martin, Wheel of Consent
- “Charla clearly presents what intimacy coaching is about—sharing various techniques and games she uses with clients. Her big-hearted lessons are so much more than sex.” Annie Sprinkle, Erotic Educator
- “I loved all the stories of all the people, who they were and how Charla coached them! She brilliantly changes the meaning of erotic storytelling, throwing in tidbits of sex education everyone can absorb.” Michael Castleman, Sizzling Sex for Life
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